I want to put this on the front door of my house, my classroom, tattoo it on my forehead... Chewing. See also; Slurping. Breathing. Drinking. Sniffling. Gulping. Smooching. Hiccuping. Lip-Smacking. Snoring. Coughing. Hissing. Chugging. Munching. Whistling. Gum-Popping. Snorting. Crunching. Please refrain from making any of the sounds listed above as I do not posses the emotional fortitude to bear them and will not be held responsible for the inexorable rage that occurs in their presence. Please and thank you.
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Anne Marie
3/29/2016 05:07:27 am
Chewing ice is the WORST!
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3/29/2016 08:46:21 am
Robyn - me too! I. Can't.
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3/29/2016 06:34:36 pm
Oh, my husband is the same way...he's constantly complaining that the kids are....well all of these!
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