I'm intentionally trying to keep things light around here today. This is not my first rant about Greek yogurt- and it won't be my last.
Dear Greek Yogurt, I'm sorry, I really tried to like you, but I've decided I need to see other yogurts. Dealing with you leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I feel like I've brought a lot of extras to this relationship to sweeten the deal, but no matter what I do you're still so bitter! Why do you insist on being so rotten and bad? I know you're really popular right now, but c'mon- nobody even knew who you were ten years ago. Besides, everyone knows I only keep you around because I dont have a lot of other options. You're always telling me how good you are for me, but you're two-faced. That's right, I know all about your saturated lies, and I'm cutting the fat! I tolerated it when someone said they saw you in the freezer section, but today I found you all over pretzels and raisins!!!! I know you tried to cover it up. Forget it Greek Yogurt, I'm just not buying what you're selling. I'm leaving you for Noosa. Noosa understands me and is very sweet. I think we will be very happy together. Please don't contact me. Reese
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Amanda Regan
3/23/2016 06:21:26 am
Funny! I, too, have to add things to "sweeten the deal." Life's too short to eat food that doesn't taste good!
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Anne Marie
3/23/2016 09:38:27 am
Greek is high in protein. Try it with honey... It is awesome. Noosa is Austrailian. Not even sure what the difference is! Bacteria strains?
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3/23/2016 11:14:18 am
Keeping it light today. Good for you. Laughter is good for the soul.
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berries781
3/24/2016 07:04:58 pm
Blech Blech Blech. Greek Yogurt = me no likey. I don't like much yogurt as it is, but yeah, greek yogurt is the worst!
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Mark McTeague
3/26/2016 07:01:56 pm
I heard that!!
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