I'm intentionally trying to keep things light around here today. This is not my first rant about Greek yogurt- and it won't be my last.
Dear Greek Yogurt,
I'm sorry, I really tried to like you, but I've decided I need to see other yogurts. Dealing with you leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I feel like I've brought a lot of extras to this relationship to sweeten the deal, but no matter what I do you're still so bitter! Why do you insist on being so rotten and bad?
I know you're really popular right now, but c'mon- nobody even knew who you were ten years ago. Besides, everyone knows I only keep you around because I dont have a lot of other options. You're always telling me how good you are for me, but you're two-faced. That's right, I know all about your saturated lies, and I'm cutting the fat!
I tolerated it when someone said they saw you in the freezer section, but today I found you all over pretzels and raisins!!!! I know you tried to cover it up. Forget it Greek Yogurt, I'm just not buying what you're selling.
I'm leaving you for Noosa. Noosa understands me and is very sweet. I think we will be very happy together.
Please don't contact me.
Reese: Elementary Music Teacher in Chicagoland. Clarinetist and Trumpeter.
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